The New Jersey Turnpike 

Smacking your lovers face with your dick repeatedly in a haphazard, aggressive fashion thereby inducing the disorientation and aggravation one feels while driving the New Jersey Turnpike.

"Sometimes, when the moment of our love making turns especially tender, I give Brenda The New Jersey Turnpike. Just to remind her not to take anything for granted."
"Marge wanted to know what it was like growing up in New Jersey, so I gave her the New Jersey Turnpike. 'What the fuck is your problem, asshole?' she yelled after I ruined her day. Hey, she wanted to know!"

The New Jersey Turnpike by RoyCoup December 10, 2012

The Michael Jackson

To beat your meat while listening to the song "Beat It"

I got caught doing the Michael Jackson in the girls locker room

The Michael Jackson by The Destroyer Of Pussy October 6, 2015

The Best Jeanist

The best jeanist is a anime character from My Hero Academia! He is the only person to use a Jean jacket appropriately.

The best jeanist is a marvelous fellow threads and all!

The Best Jeanist by Zacstract October 30, 2018

The thicc johnny 

when johnny's ass explodes because owen put a fucking explosive device in it

"Did you hear that owen pulled a thicc johnny?" The Thicc Johnny

The thicc johnny by skxeptikz January 11, 2021

The World Just Don't Spin Like That 

Things simply do not work that way; not the way life goes.

"I wish Welch's Fruit Snacks had a reasonable amount of snacks in the pouches"

"Yeah, that's too bad man, The World Just Don't Spin Like That."

The World Just Don't Spin Like That by Trash Bees April 2, 2022

The Last Jedi 

(1)The feeling when “studying” for 2.5 hours for a test when after the 2.5 dreadful hours you realized that you jam packed so much useless information in your head that you learned nothing and it was a complete waste.

(2)Opening the biggest Christmas present you have only to find out that your “funny” uncle put a box of tissues inside multiple larger boxes to wipe your tears away once it’s all unwrapped over.

John: What did you do last weekend? I ate an m&m thinking it was a skittle. It was the most disappointing thing ever.
Billy: Oh man, sounds like you saw the Last Jedi.

The Last Jedi by imdaddrmaster December 16, 2017

The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus 

The best band of the pop punk/rock/screamo genre to emerge in 2006. Amazing debut album, Don't You Fake. Inspiring, life-shaping songs that most teenagers connect with on a deep level.
Extremely talented at such a young age and definitely going far in their careers. Original sound and lyrics; high energy guitars.

Band Members include: Ronnie Winter {lead vocals}
Elias Reidy {lead guitar, backup vocals}
Duke Kitchens {guitar, piano, backup vocals}
Joey Westwood {bass, backup vocals}
Jon Wilkes {drums, backup vocals}

Them being absolutely beautiful is a well appreciated plus to the awesome music they produce.
I suggest that you do not underestimate them.

"I think there's something we can share, that's completely new. We'll be here til the end..." -The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus even said it themselves.

The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus by Tess C. July 30, 2006