Goldilocks 

A woman who prefers a dick not too big and not too small. She wants it just right.

He had 12" and that was just too much. She was more of a goldilocks than a size Queen and wanted a Dick that was just right to fit in her mouth.

Goldilocks by PəãcH October 17, 2021

Golden Arnie

An Arnold Palmer where the lemonade is substituted for urine.

"My girl mixed me a golden arnie last night. It was fire."

"Dude that's gross."

Golden Arnie by Infernade October 31, 2021

Golden Curry

Half-white or mixed Indian people. (Hindu, dot). Or any other kind of Indian that have some terrible and mysterious way of exposing your secret Iggy Pop collection. They are a huge threat to Koreans. And possibly Japanese people.

Mallika Lilith Simone and her sister Meru must go to India and bring home a Big Bazaar ASAP! They are to be Jews! They are forever banned from my churches! Even though they’re not curry niggers they are definitely golden curry! Yuck!

Golden Curry by Christian legs November 3, 2021

Goldberg's Son

When you ass get beat so badly.

When Bobbly Lashely beat you so badly you became like goldberg's son

Goldberg's Son by GamerDeezNutz November 12, 2021

Goldilocks Zone

The perfect amount of pubic hair where it's not to shirt and not to long but just right.

Dang bro my bush is in the goldilocks zone right now

Goldilocks Zone by anonymous November 17, 2021

Golden rule of the internet

The rule that only one person on the internet may have an opinion on what is and is not funny

"Dude that video you sent was unfunny as shit."
"Don't you know the golden rule of the internet? Only what i say is funny matters."

Golden rule of the internet by Neg is better at risk of rain November 18, 2021

golden hush puppy 

A weapon in Arsenal, a fast-paced first person shooter developed using the Roblox game engine. Deals 25 damage on body shot and one-taps on headshot. Only seen on Arsenal's "Insane Mode", which provides the player with 32 hard-to-use weapons and a golden knife that allows you to double jump. To win, you must get 32 kills with the hard-to-use weapons and golden knife. Among those weapons are the golden hush puppy.

Crap, I missed the golden hush puppy headshot.

golden hush puppy by raphael_1254 November 20, 2021