ass clown 

someone whos a total ass. usually pisses off others by their general existance

zac is a total ass clown

ass clown by dood faygo November 10, 2008

ass nuts

Dingleberries/hemmoroids.Anything dangling from the ass region.

My ass nuts are killin' me today.

ass nuts by Tri-State dumb asses January 31, 2008

Ass Pwnage 

The act of taking a man's penis, and inserting it between a female's butt cheeks, The man then tells the woman to stand on her head while the man jumps up and down.

My girlfriend let me give her Ass Pwnage last night, Now my dick is really sore.

Ass Pwnage by Extremist16 June 6, 2009

ass murder 

(1) murder committed by a donkey.

(2) a murder committed by sitting on someone's face and farting. Ergo the phrase "silent but DEADLY."

(1) Did you hear about the donkey farmer who was ass murdered?

(2) Please, anything but an ass murder!

ass murder by iceisnice July 29, 2011

ass gasket 

A paper toilet seat cover.

Also called a Texas t-shirt or a Portagee pegnoir.

This expression was common in the 1950s, and long time before the Gallagher was born. It's probably much older than that.

The fastidious Mrs. Feinman always uses an ass gasket in public commodes.

ass gasket by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

ass pirate 

One who pillages and plunders the unexplored crevices of the ass.

*insert name here* is a flaming ass pirate!

ass pirate by MizMaverick September 30, 2002

ass up 

To create a complete mess; establish a state of disorder akin to immersing oneself in a world of unpleasant ass.

Don't do it, man. Adding that coconut milk would seriously ass up the marinara sauce.

OR: The project was moving along smoothly until Jared completely assed everything up.

ass up by speedgoat January 18, 2008