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SUPER straight 

When a man/woman will only date a woman/man that was born as a woman/man (with the XX/Xy chromosome) and will not date a transgender that says they’re a “man/woman” because they have the opposite chromosome that gender would have
Reginald: “Rachel told me she’s trans”
Clyde:”I kinda expected it I thought her shoulders were a little to broad she’s built like Michelle Obama
Reginald: “would you date her because I wouldn’t?”
Clyde: “No I’m SUPER straight you are too right?”
Reginald: “Yea”

Super Straight 

'Super Straight' is a fake sexuality made up by transphobes.

This 'sexuality' is just the preference of people who were born the gender they identify as (aka. Not trans/cisgender).

There is nothing wrong with having a genital preference, but it is NOT and WILL NEVER BE a sexuality.

You are not oppressed if you are 'super straight'. You don't need a flag. You do not need your own pride month.
Jill: 'Hey Tom, what's your sexuality?'
Tom:'Oh, I identity as super straight'
Jill: 'Get out of my house'
Super Straight by XSourLemonX March 29, 2021

super danks 

That super-good feeling you get after smoking some dank chronic
super danks by MC_Bonez October 5, 2006

Super Bowled 

1) To get mowed down at a big event where hundreds of millions are watching; To bowl over at the biggest stage.

2) To choke when it matters.
Little Johnny got Super Bowled at the school play after forgetting his lines for the beginning of the scene from "Hansel & Gretel"

Tom Brady got Super Bowled by the Giants at Super Bowl XLII.
Super Bowled by Idiot-Finder2 January 27, 2010

super dooper fagrod 

alex y. goes to breman

Super-hardcore-mega-bitch 

1. We told phil to eat a flower and he did, therefore he is a super-hardcore-mega-bitch.