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Twisted Tequila Sunrise

Is a bittersweet beverage that a woman can make for her lover. During her "special time", she can treat her partner by reclining on her back with ass held high, and proceed to belch blood out of her vagina so that it starts pooling up on the rim of her asshole. The last step to finish the tasty delight, is for her to piss onto her butthole to finish the recipe. The partner may add a small umbrella if they wish to set the mood. Cultured people tend to stir the drink for better consistency, and occasionally add semen to add some tang to the taste.
After forcing Jerry to watch all of MTV's Slamhouse Summer Special, Beth wanted to console him with his favorite drink, the Twisted Tequila Sunrise.
by 0RELLIK0 August 9, 2022
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tequila and limed

Definition - when one is "Tequila and limed" you might say one has been ratta tatta tattled on the underside of flat!

Tequila being the ratta and lime being the tatta therefore one is tattled ...... which begs the question what does tattled mean???
HOW TO BE TEQUILA AND LIMED

Oh mate.... i recon i need tequila and liming.... (any decent friend would oblige) or ...alright mate do u know where i can get a tequila and lime???
or....tnh i just need to get T&L'd to be tattled
by shootasauras March 19, 2025
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Tequila tits

A woman who has pushed a boundary beyond what is considered appropriate, typically in a sexual or inebriated situation.

When a woman gives zero fucks.
“I thought Sheryl was fine as the new leader of the PTO, but it seems she’s gone tequila tits with power”
by JL Brooks November 17, 2020
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Tequila Surfside

Because it’s a new drink dumb ass
Order me a Tequila Surfside
by Greg in Carlsbad August 5, 2021
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tequila steve

Typically observed in a party setting and sustained solely by Lunazul tequila. Has been known to take off at unexpected times. Inexplicable attraction to cows and aversion to white claws or so called "bitch drinks". If your looking into getting your own tequila Steve you may want to get a restraining apparatus such as a straight jacket and keep him away from valued objects and unattended parked cars.
"Dude my car got coffined last night i think there was a tequila steve on the prowl"
by broseph6699 November 19, 2019
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tequila asshole

The burning sensation while taking a dump after drinking a lot the night before.
Bro my asshole is on fire! I think I got tequila asshole dog.
by The Bobby Brown July 30, 2022
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