stroking & choking

When a man masterbates too hard, and causes pain to his penis.

Aw man I was stroking & choking my dick too hard last night.

by JeremyFromTheBlock August 15, 2017

Tworking

When you are paid to, or seem to be paid to, do nothing but make tweets (or other social media posts) rather than doing actual work.

"We might get those financial reports done if Mary would stop tworking like Trump at her desk all day and do her actual job."

by Jaq Lemur June 2, 2018

Stoking

When a player puts the bat in the throw by fielder and deflects the ball and score runs on it.

In world cup final while taking run Ben Stokes saw he will get out he deflected the throw by Stoking

by CricketerRishi July 15, 2019

Sporking

The act of fucking while spooning

damn girl you and mark were sporking last night

by breiack October 8, 2020

Stroking the Llama

When you masturbate and ejaculate into the air, catching the semen perfectly in your mouth. Then you spit it back into the air allowing the airborne semen to land on your face simulating a llama spitting in your face.

Hey Yuri why is there cum on you pillow?

Because I was "Stroking the Llama" but I missed...

by PixieMandy April 15, 2022

Stocking hoes

To have a high number of hoes at your service.

Y'all seen pimp Mac?, His count is up!
He is straight stocking hoes.

by Eat organic, avoid bioengineer April 27, 2022

Stockingholm Syndrome

A word used to describe patients who are eager to wear tight compression stockings beyond the required post-treatment timeframe.

*Derived from Stockholm syndrome; where a bond/sympathy develops between a victim and their captor.

Patient: (after wearing compression stocking for *weeks) : "You know, I actually miss wearing those stocking"

Doctor: "Ah, you have 'Stockingholm syndrome'. This may pass in two to three days".

by vascularbites September 18, 2023