Spank City

1. the location where men must resort to and masturbate when having a slow night with the ladies; often a bathroom or private bedroom

These girls aren't really vibin me tonight, looks like its gonna be a lonely road to spank city.

by A Vass in the House February 09, 2010

sniff and spank

to rub your junk and sniff your fingers the day after banging a hot chick with a tight tasty snatch then jerking off to the sweet memory. Spank
savor the flavor

To scratch then sniff. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm damn that bish was good! Time to spank it. Sniff and Spank

by Xdiablo69X August 14, 2007

spank tent

A small area resembling a tent or enclosure, particularly around the edge of the bed, comprised of bed sheets, poncho liners, and or camouflage material where one may "spank" or masturbate in privacy due to cramped living conditions. Popular with armed forces personnel in deployed locations.

Can you make your spank tent smaller? I don't have any room.

by Airman Snuffy August 20, 2009

Spank-it Blanket

A blanket that you bring to a movie theater or sit under while watching television at home under which you masterbate or receive manual stimulation.

I am all ready to go see Fifty Shades Darker, I have a purse full of snacks and my trusty spank-it blanket.

by thatonegirl93 February 13, 2017

penis-spanked

The female equivalent to pussy-whipped.

Michelle, why do you keep doing his laundy? You're so penis-spanked!

by Mikey The Comic January 21, 2009

monkey spank

Male masturbation.

"I have some extra time...for a monkey spank!"

by x January 22, 2003

spank bank

a place where an attractive person is held in the mind for later masterbation.

the chick is going into my spank bank

by digiala April 07, 2006