Shitwatching

The act of taking a shit while watching a video whether that be on YouTube, TikTok, or any other media site.

"Hey dude you able to hang out?"
"In a minute bro, i'm shitwatching."

by galacticguy January 25, 2024

Shitbag

I should beg if somebody who has no hopes and dreams for the future and is basically degenerate because of this they are often referred to as shit bag for their head being the bag and their brain being the shit

William Sterling you are such a fucking shitbag

by anonymous June 1, 2024

shitswag

When something is produced below the status quo, or against tradition, typically on purpose, to emulate a theme of amateurism, or simply ignorance, sometimes hidden behind one or more layers of irony.

A:"Did you see 'A Minecraft Movie'?"
B"Yeah, it sucked."
A:"What do you mean? It had hella shitswag."

by snapsnocaps April 12, 2025

Shitward

The person is ignorant and lacks common sense.

Person 1: "Yo, what is this AMD?"

Person 2: "This shitward... Should we explain?"

Person 3: "Clearly no, how can we explain it to someone that's an absolute shitward?"

by DrPepperAddict May 22, 2025

Qwerty Shitwaffle

The result of dedicating on a laptop keyboard, then slamming the laptop lid closed, producing a keyboard texture fecal pile, resembling a waffle pattern.

Let's all hit ourselves in the head with hammers and then make Qwerty Shitwaffles for breakfast.

by zuulybully October 9, 2018

Banged in the face with a shitbag

An exclamation of disgust. Used specifically to elicit the visual of someone preforming fellatio on a person who currently has a colostomy bag.

“I’m going to bang you in the face with a shitbag”

“Well, Bang me in the face with a shitbag, that sucks.”

“Woke up this morning feeling like I got banged in the face with a shitbag”

by Lil hed February 24, 2025