shitwaffles

pancake type mix thingy topped with a brown colouring substance. Used as an insult or when an error has occured.
Devised by a mate of mine, Ange.

failed an exam - ah shitwaffles

by HuwSy July 9, 2004

shitwaffle

adj - the state of being that results from a high velocity impact with a broad blunt object, such as a wall.

v- the act or occurence of impacting a broad, blunt, object at high velocity

If we had hit that tractor trailer, we'd have been shitwaffled!

You ass! You almost shitwaffled us!

by jeremy spiegel May 24, 2006

Qwerty Shitwaffle

The result of dedicating on a laptop keyboard, then slamming the laptop lid closed, producing a keyboard texture fecal pile, resembling a waffle pattern.

Let's all hit ourselves in the head with hammers and then make Qwerty Shitwaffles for breakfast.

by zuulybully October 9, 2018