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Shitwatching 

The act of taking a shit while watching a video whether that be on YouTube, TikTok, or any other media site.
"Hey dude you able to hang out?"
"In a minute bro, i'm shitwatching."
Shitwatching by galacticguy January 25, 2024

Shit watching

when you binge watch shitty YouTube videos for hours, because you don't know what the fuck you are doing with your life.

The videos you watch needs to be fucking useless. for example, all of "food Insiders" or "buzz feed" videos.

It is like Shitposting but with YouTube videos.
I have been shit watching buzz feed videos all night. OMG what am I doing with my life!!!
Shit watching by SpeedGG June 17, 2018

shitwashing 

When one washs others dishes with their own crap; originating from east
Africa in the late 1920's
Hey I just saw that man shitwashing another's dishes
shitwashing by Bo Boshers February 26, 2015

Spinwatching 

A specific form of people watching that focuses on people who appear to be under the influence of stimulants like methamphetamine and have lost control of their motor functions. This results in rapid, erratic and exaggerated movements of the head, limbs , extremities and facial muscles. Sometimes the person will also have outbursts of nonsensical speech or arguing with imaginary people.
If you're going spinwatching at the pier tonight, make sure your phone is charged and you don't get too close to your specimens.
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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