a long pole in which narcissistic people attach a cell phone to in order to get a better picture of themselves.
by HypnotoadAZ March 16, 2015
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Medically termed: Opioid Induced Constipation (OIC) is caused when pain management opioids such as codeine, dihydrocodeine, tramadol, buprenorphine, dilaudid, methadone, diamorphine, fentanyl, morphine, oxycodone, or hydrocodone cause an unwanted blockage due to the opioid biding to the mu receptors in the GI tracts and slowing down gut motility which causes the fecal matter to be retained and more water to be reabsorbed which then makes it more difficult and painful to excrete.
AKA: Percocet-Poopless, Nothing-But-Fentanyl-Farts, Oxycodone-Ouchies, Codeine Crapless, Deuce-less Dilaudid, Norconstipation (Norco + Constipation)
Narconstipation: It's not the shit.
Medically termed: Opioid Induced Constipation (OIC) is caused when pain management opioids such as codeine, dihydrocodeine, tramadol, buprenorphine, dilaudid, methadone, diamorphine, fentanyl, morphine, oxycodone, or hydrocodone cause an unwanted blockage due to the opioid biding to the mu receptors in the GI tracts and slowing down gut motility which causes the fecal matter to be retained and more water to be reabsorbed which then makes it more difficult and painful to excrete.
AKA: Percocet-Poopless, Nothing-But-Fentanyl-Farts, Oxycodone-Ouchies, Codeine Crapless, Deuce-less Dilaudid, Norconstipation (Norco + Constipation)
Narconstipation: It's not the shit.
Me: Doc, thanks for the pain meds. They are helping out a lot after this surgery. But damn, I'm backed up. All I want to do is shit and I can't. What's the deal?
Doc: Oh, you gots the narconstipation.
Me: WTF?
Doc: Pain free. Poo filled. Life's a bitch.
Doc: Oh, you gots the narconstipation.
Me: WTF?
Doc: Pain free. Poo filled. Life's a bitch.
by jzaztrow August 26, 2016
Get the Narconstipation mug.So basically, its a kink in which a person with said kink, enjoys the narration of sexual acts that have happened, will happen to themselves or other people.
by life_is_weird_102 June 6, 2019
Get the Narratophilia mug.She is a girl with a unique name and personality. She gets made fun of because of it but she is the type of person that doesn’t care about what anyone thinks. Shes kind, lovable, sweet. She goes through a lot but not everyone knows. She always makes sure her friends are okay and always checks up on them even if they don’t check on her. She’s always looking at the bright side of life. She cares about her friends, her family and the environment around her. She tries her best to help those who are going through a lot.
by Sorry, no name. October 15, 2019
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by urbangirl211 January 27, 2016
Get the nariah mug.People who runs with both arms outstretch behind them. Like in the anime series Naruto, most of the characters especially ninjas run like this.
Father: Why are they running like that, son? It always bothers me.
Son: They run like that dad. It's a Naruto Run.
Son: They run like that dad. It's a Naruto Run.
by ill-paid September 23, 2016
Get the Naruto Run mug.Very thin-skinned, fragile ego, insecure yet entitled, self-centered, lacking in empathy and having a very low emotional IQ. They only care about themselves and view people as objects and pawns rather than human beings. They feed off of admiration, compliments & attention yet are never able to congratulate or thank you. If they offer an apology you can be sure it is insincere and only serves to regain control of their victims. They are just as manipulative as overt narcissists, and often more dangerous because you don’t see them coming. They yet come off as quiet, shy, sweet, innocent, & frequently charming. They do not seem to be a threat so you allow them into your lives unsuspecting, and they tear through your world like a tornado once they gain your trust. They lie, belittle, misuse, disrespect, control, and otherwise manipulate their prey into submission. Their tools are guilt, shame, blame, cat & mouse games and gaslighting. They punish you with passive agressive behavior, the silent treatment, put downs, and other subtle methods. They refuse to take responsibility for their actions and always twist everything around and turn it back on you. They can eventually become mentally, emotionally, physically and/or sexually abusive. They frequently will fly into a complete rage and break things. They may kill your pets or worse your children or you if their rage becomes explosive enough. They lack the ability to understand or control their emotions.
Covert Narcissist
I told Hunter I didn’t like him flirting with other girls in front of me and I end up being blamed for not trusting him and somehow he is now the victim. I’m still scratching my head.
I asked Jane if she minded that I chose the restaurant today and all the sudden I don’t “understand what it was like to be the overlooked middle child”. WTH?!
William flew into a narcissistic rage when I told him I felt like he was just using me for sex. He said I was sexist to assume all men can’t think with both heads at the same time.
I told Hunter I didn’t like him flirting with other girls in front of me and I end up being blamed for not trusting him and somehow he is now the victim. I’m still scratching my head.
I asked Jane if she minded that I chose the restaurant today and all the sudden I don’t “understand what it was like to be the overlooked middle child”. WTH?!
William flew into a narcissistic rage when I told him I felt like he was just using me for sex. He said I was sexist to assume all men can’t think with both heads at the same time.
by Sunny Dayz June 9, 2018
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