munted

damaged, broken, deformed, fucked-up, drunk

We'll have to walk; my car's munted!

by Paddy Smith April 11, 2003

reverse munger

To sit on the toilet backwards, facing the cistern. This allows you to crap on the porcelain & not in the water. Why would you want to do this? If you were dragged along to a party at the house of someone you didn't like & you were bored.

"I just took a reverse munger in ya farken dunny bitch!"

by Andy J January 10, 2005

Zach munger

guy with a 16 inch dick.

I went to go have sex with him and he had a Zach munger.

by tigerfan100002 October 17, 2008

munted

to put it simply, fucked. covers everything.

1. "this piece of shit stereo is really munted now."
2. "yeah, sorry bout that, i was well munted last night"

by __lux__ September 20, 2006

cock munger

a male or female that craves cock in any hole of their body.

hey grandpa come and watch this porno,this bitch is a cock munger!

by trezzin September 25, 2006

Montero

Montero Know as lil nas x
Also a banger tbh and a song that caused all the Christians to get hella mad and also brought us some fire satan shoes. But Fr montero(call me by your name) is a fucking vibe.And involves lil nas x giving the devil a lap dance

Christian friend-ughhh I hate lil nas x’s new song montero
Me-honestly it’s a vibe and I kinda got those shoes...
Christian friend-YOURE GOING TO HELL
Me-okay

by I-love-lil-nas-x🤪💀 April 11, 2021

munterfucker

a guy who allways fucks ugly women aka munters. he thinks they're beautifull, until his mates tell him they're fugly. his taste cannot be changed, how hard you may try, he'll allways end up fucking a munter.

have you seen lander's new GF? that guy is a sick munterfucker !

by omfgrofl January 17, 2009