3 definitions by Paddy Smith

Bollocks

Plural of "Bollock", a testicle.Although usually found in pairs have been known to be individually removed, either surgically or violently.

If you so much as look at that woman again I'll cut one of your bollocks off and feed you it for breakfast!

by Paddy Smith April 12, 2003

Bollocks

To damage, destroy, render unusable, make useless, to break

"Leave my computer alone, you'll bollocks it up like last time!"

by Paddy Smith April 12, 2003

munted

damaged, broken, deformed, fucked-up, drunk

We'll have to walk; my car's munted!

by Paddy Smith April 12, 2003