Marked&Bloched

To be Marked&bloched means that you got to know a guy pretty well on facebook. You sent him naked pictures of yourself, enjoyed sexchatting and set up a date to meet him. You fly to meet this guy/gal and after the sex you realize that he/she will never talk to you again and before you even get home they have defriended and blocked you on facebook.

I just got Marked&bloched! I'm never meeting someone online again!

by oldman99 July 26, 2011

bloch

1.a pretty psychotic animal usually kissing the ass of some guy with a big head
2.can be seen driving some punked up ford....dammit man, someone should slap yo mama and say "CHEVY" chevy is the way to go.
3.wants to be like skinz..

1.oh, i like your bike buddy, lets talk about choppers and wear the same shirts and hang out and be cool cause i like you man, but you are crazy.
2.oh that must be bloch, cause my girls panties just dropped.
3.oh look, its bloch, see how he tries to act and talk like some one else with lots of tattoos and a shaved head.....hmmmmm who are we talking about people

by inkaholic sex machine February 3, 2004

bloch

sugarbear....aww how sweet

hey sugarbear i love you......so therefore if you are a sugarbear you must be a bloch or if you are a bloch then you are definately a sugarbear

by inkaholic sex machine February 3, 2004

blouhnt

Derived from a sub culture of uber-cool white kids in Eastern Connecticut this word means to be chillen and / or peepin and creepin and is most often used in it's third person form.

Douche Bag: Hey what you fellas doin?"
Trill white kids: "Niggas be BLOUHNT, namean?"

by Scott and Chris February 4, 2005

bgouch

A guy who ignores facebook messages and texts from wholesome girls. These guys are usually hockey players who smell like Pringles and have an affinity for Salad Fingers and poop jokes, have small pocket rockets and smell Pringlistic.

Wholesome Chick: OMG he ignored all 33 of my texts!
Prudish Chick: What a bgouch!

by neilandbeatrice November 1, 2010

bouchie

the boy form of couchie. a boy couchie. a butthole. kinda of like how gay men use “bussy” instead of “pussy”

“Oh my god. He’s so hot. He can fuck my bouchie.”
“I have to go clean my bouchie.”

by ted evelyn mosby March 16, 2018

bouchean hangover

The act of writing really strange due to having stayed up way too long.

14:06:32 @Bouche: o
14:06:33 @Bouche: oh
14:06:34 @Bouche: nevre mind
14:06:36 @Bouche: nevre mid
14:06:37 @Bouche: mide
14:06:40 @Bouche: mlide
14:06:42 @Bouche: dide
14:06:45 @Bouche: nevr

by Lootest March 30, 2003