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Blountstown 

A small town in the pandhandle of Florida riddled with STDs and racist, ignorant, uneducated, rednecks that will discriminate you if you have even the slightest different opinion than them. The highest paying job here is drug dealing and the only thing that gets anyone excited here are football games. This place is where elders come to die and most born here will never amount to anything except for being the cashier at one of the many gas stations. All the highschool girls are thots and most of the guys are hornier than a blind lesbian at a fish market. If you are a minority and want to feel what opression was like in the 1700s come here because most citizens are decades behind.
Darnell: Aye man you want to go that football game in blountstown Friday.
Rashawn: Hell nah I heard the daddies will lunch ya if you even dare to look at their wives!
Darnell: That's because most of their daughters are also their lovers!

blount handshake 

Punching a victorious opponent at the end of the contest instead of a handshake. Originated when Oregon Ducks football player LeGarrette Blount clocked Boise State Bronco Byron Hout after a football game between both sides.
Cursed with a bruised ego and shattered pride, he gave the MVP a blount handshake before exiting the field.
blount handshake by Bongaboi September 5, 2009
Sucker punching someone and then following that up by going Ron Artest on the crowd.
Don't throw my own smack talk back in my face or I'll go all Blount on you.
Blount by Jones65 September 5, 2009
A person who plows through a crowd of people with no concern for their well being.
I was late to class so I decided to be a Blount
Blount by Starving tapeworm January 22, 2017
A word that began being used in 2010 by white british kids. The word is used as an insult towards little pussy's.
Fuck off Lambert you posh blounty.
Blounty by JohnBarr April 10, 2011

kid-blount 

a really horny 11 or 12 year old who really wants to fuck a new girlfriend...
jesus that kid-blount really wants to have sex with a new girl...
kid-blount by meagan June 10, 2004
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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