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A guy who ignores facebook messages and texts from wholesome girls. These guys are usually hockey players who smell like Pringles and have an affinity for Salad Fingers and poop jokes, have small pocket rockets and smell Pringlistic.

Wholesome Chick: OMG he ignored all 33 of my texts!
Prudish Chick: What a bgouch!

bgouch by neilandbeatrice November 1, 2010

Words you can keep

Amuse-Bouche

A cute little girl to w’et your…err, um… appetite (derived from the French term of the same name meaning: a small appetizer as served, usually without a charge, in a restaurant)

"Dude, I know ya love those knee-shootin’ yabos but there’s such a thing as too big. Now take that little amuse-bouche. That quasar has got a nice set of perts."

Amuse-Bouche by goose_on_a_roof October 9, 2020

Related Words

bgouch • bouche • bouch • bouchard • Boucher • bouche dag • Bouchra • Bouched • Bouchée • Boucherism

bouchma

when something is outrageously unfair or stupid

"boo-shma"

Waiter: Sorry, sir, we are out of beef.
Patron: This is bouchma!

bouchma by Boodles Block August 18, 2011

Coco bouch where they @

When you casually take a dump on a public baseball field's home plate. You then get to take a snapchat of the brownie and challenge 4 of your friends to achieve the same achivement.

I just succeeded my second Coco bouch where they @ at Montgomery Park

Coco bouch where they @ by Enkuleur69 May 24, 2018

Bouchra

An amazing girl, who's always there for you. A poet and a writer. Beautiful and loyal. Even though she's sad, she's optimistic. Extremely lovable and funny.

Bouchra helped me get through that. I love her.

Bouchra by Aurora Adler February 18, 2017

Boucherism

Boucherism noun
A teaching method practiced mostly in Jamaica. It is thought to be created by Eduard Boucher Jr. In order to piss the fuck out of his class. Mainly used on Russians and Slovak people, but sometimes, the others gets some bystander damage as well.

-Ooh what a cute dog
-if boucherism is not provided, dogs are...

-oh no! It's retarded!

Boucherism by Matobi May 29, 2019

Bouchard

Shortened form of "Bush Orchard." A bush orchard is a modern technique for planting orchards, which involves planting trees very close together so they remain small like bushes, making it easier to harvest them.

Let's stop by the Lemon Bouchard and get some fresh lemons!

Bouchard by Mr. Bouchard July 20, 2018

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026