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defriended 

when you remove a friend from a social networking site like facebook
After he got married, at his wife's urging, he defriended all of his exgirlfriends from his facebook profile.

That guy writes annoying notes in his facebook profile so I defriended him.

WTF did he defriend me?
defriended by scarpeta March 25, 2009
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defriend my honor 

The act of defriending someone on social networking sites, that your signifigant other or spouse does not like.
Girl: "Cara is a total bitch to me!"

Guy: "Yeah, I know."

Girl: "Get on facebook and defriend my honor!"
defriend my honor by Poeborgia July 27, 2011

Birthday Defriend 

To defriend someone on facebook on their birthday when you don't care to wish them a happy birthday.
"I just pulled a birthday defriend. He totally won't notice since he'll be so distracted by all the 'happy birthday!' comments posted on his wall."
Birthday Defriend by its_just_easier February 27, 2012

Defriendocalypse

When a facebook friend of yours cleans out their friendlist and you realize that you have unwittingly survived a, on their part, mass friend deletion of epic proportion.
"Your friends list when from like, 650 down to 225. Guess I survived the defriendocalypse, eh?"
Defriendocalypse by Ad_Noctum March 12, 2010

public defriender 

public defriender (noun): an individual who frequently and/or openly discusses removing people from their friends list in a self-righteous and attention-seeking manner.
"deleting some ppl from my fb who longer serve dey purpose. #realtalk"

"GODDDD why is she such a public defriender?!!"
public defriender by qaballer April 29, 2013

I Already "Befriended" Your Mom Last Night 

The famous line that Sans Undertale said in Deltarune.
Your mother, huh? Too late. I already "befriended" your mom last night.

Defriendcident 

An incident that causes 1 or multiple parties to be "defriended" via a social network.
Right after the whole defriendcident I called her triflin a*s to let her know the deal. So you can run and tell that.
Defriendcident by HBieber August 24, 2010
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