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defriend my honor 

The act of defriending someone on social networking sites, that your signifigant other or spouse does not like.
Girl: "Cara is a total bitch to me!"

Guy: "Yeah, I know."

Girl: "Get on facebook and defriend my honor!"
defriend my honor by Poeborgia July 27, 2011

Birthday Defriend 

To defriend someone on facebook on their birthday when you don't care to wish them a happy birthday.
"I just pulled a birthday defriend. He totally won't notice since he'll be so distracted by all the 'happy birthday!' comments posted on his wall."
Birthday Defriend by its_just_easier February 27, 2012

Defriendocalypse

When a facebook friend of yours cleans out their friendlist and you realize that you have unwittingly survived a, on their part, mass friend deletion of epic proportion.
"Your friends list when from like, 650 down to 225. Guess I survived the defriendocalypse, eh?"
Defriendocalypse by Ad_Noctum March 12, 2010

public defriender 

public defriender (noun): an individual who frequently and/or openly discusses removing people from their friends list in a self-righteous and attention-seeking manner.
"deleting some ppl from my fb who longer serve dey purpose. #realtalk"

"GODDDD why is she such a public defriender?!!"
public defriender by qaballer April 29, 2013

I Already "Befriended" Your Mom Last Night 

The famous line that Sans Undertale said in Deltarune.
Your mother, huh? Too late. I already "befriended" your mom last night.

Defriendcident 

An incident that causes 1 or multiple parties to be "defriended" via a social network.
Right after the whole defriendcident I called her triflin a*s to let her know the deal. So you can run and tell that.
Defriendcident by HBieber August 24, 2010
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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