safety wipe

A safety wipe is the one you give yourself after a fart that may have been wet and resulted in you accidentally pooping yourself a little.

Joe: I farted earlier and I had to do a safety wipe.

Kevin: ( wet sounding fart)
Sam: Damn, you need to go do a safety wipe

by Captain Caveman III October 7, 2009

go wipe

1) Don't be a pussy.

2) Eat shit.

Bill: "I don't think I can drink tonight, my flight instructor is picking me up at 6 AM."

Me: "Oh wow ho, GO WIPE."

by Tyler December 7, 2004

ass wipe

An ass kissing, self-inflated, "me first" son-of-a-bitch.

Jim, the office manager, was a total "ass wipe". You could always count on him to do whatever it took to may you look bad and him look good.

by fraterg May 11, 2003

Douche-Wipe

When the word Douche just isn't enough to insult someone, one may attatch the suffix-word, wipe. This adds a more douche-esque and profound element to the insult itself. This may confuse the person you insult, but it would be a douchey thing to do to explain this whole thing to them afterwards

Guy: Shut up you fxckin' Douche-wipe!

Guy #2: what did you just call me?

by jerry the suicidal freak August 10, 2006

arse wipe

a.To wipe ones arse, ass, bottom, exterior.
b.Also as a term of insult

a. I have had a poo, I need a good arse wipe
b. Your a complete fucking arse wipe

by Gary Ledsham August 11, 2003

Peanut butter jelly wipe

When a woman is on her period and has period shits and wipes. It looks like peanut butter and strawberry jelly.

Man I had the worst peanut butter jelly wipe when I started my period this month...

by TheMrsBrown April 20, 2015

cunt wipe

The nasty residue left after wiping the vagina. Could be urine, discharge, menstral blood or semen.

Used to define someone you don't like very much.

He's a proper cunt wipe!

by Oliver Cuntwell May 25, 2006