Frames Per Second (FPS)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Frames Per Second (FPS)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

two-per

When your iPhone is on 2% and you know it'll die if you don't get to a charger within a few seconds.

Josh - Dude, why didn't you text me when you got here?
Dan - Sorry, bro. My phone pulled a two-per.

by anythongyouwant April 30, 2015

per

A saying to agree with someone

Person 1:“God Ryan Renolds is so hot”
Person 2: “per😍”

by lilliealex November 21, 2021

hours per day

The de facto SI unit of screen time, measured in hours per day, commonly used to quantify how much time individuals spend in front of screens.

My friends and I joked that our screen time hourage was off the charts this weekend, hitting at least six hours per day binge-watching our favorite series!

by Emotional Cruiser September 22, 2025

Abuse Per Spam

Like 'Pay Per Click' and 'Cost Per Click, 'Abuse Per Spam' refers to the rate of abuse one goes through because of internal spamming. Internal spamming is all about colleagues sending unwanted and unsolicited information to each other.

Gagan's Abuse Per Spam has reached the peak levels now. We need to do something!

by KSS007 August 25, 2011

Bricks-per-billyhood

A unit of measurement that measures how many bricks are in billy’s neighborhood.

“How far away is the train station from Jenny’s supermarket?”
“It’s 4 bricks-per-billyhood”

by Rayray0_o October 20, 2023

And per se and

Used in Ye Olde English as the 27th letter of the alphabet.

Nowadays also written as: & and spoken of as: Ampersand

FRTNOT KID: "W X Y Z And per se and, now i know my..."

by ffdder22 September 17, 2023