haggard

totally crap or bad mega below average

callum is a haggard mess

by Jim Mcdonald May 13, 2005

Haggert

Distraught in appearance; unnecessary; equivalent to the shampoo "pert plus". Increases the volume and the intensity of the term Haggard.

Sick nasty, that is absoluely Haggert!

I could never wear that dress, it is simply haggert!

by Lindsey Kolbrek February 7, 2006

Haggis

A woman who has been through a full round of the Scottish Army at any point in her life, as referred to by the men involved in said activity.

Guy: Hey, whats up Haggis?
Girl: I hate you.

by BTLighting February 22, 2011

Haggard

Totally yasted and consumed. Good for nothing. A sap of resources. Stymies and frustrates all attempts at progress or production.

"George" is an imbecilic waste of all he consumes. Shuffles his feet whilst spinning long yarns about his supposed conquests, while a string of sticky spittle mouth buger connects his upper and lower lips. Always trying to run a game on everyone, friend or foe. A total life-sucking leech, an impacted mass on the colon, festering. That is one haggard burned-out scheister.

by dallasman April 15, 2006

Haggurd

Relating to something wrong. Funny from being wrong and uncorrect. Can be changed into other words such as, hag/hagged/hagged up/haggy/haglicious. Basically a adjective for anything being screwed up to the point where its god damn hilarious.

Look at that hag-bag. That thing is one hagged up haggurd piece of hag.

by Andrew Shoot Friggin May 19, 2004

haggadorn

a haggadorn is a smoking hot japanese girl that was raised in america

you should see the gurl im dating---shes a total haggadorn

by pinche huero November 27, 2007

hagged

When you ejaculate on your partners chest, then make it into a triangle, like that of a Phantasm Trap from the video game DeadByDaylight

I hagged my girl last night, but I only nutted enough to make a small trap.

by PhillyOjomo April 3, 2019