Girthright

Sex with a male IDF soldier while taking a birthright trip to Israel.

Heterosexual female or homosexual male equivalent of iron dome

Friend of bonee: Damn, girl. I can't believe you boned Yosef! You know they get combat pay for fucking? Jk. But it is seriously fucked that they are tacitly encouraged to sleep with the birthrighters to get them to fall in love and make aliyah or at least go home more sympathetic to a hyper-militarized neocolonial vassal state.

Bonee: I'm not stupid, but I'm not about to give up my girthright!

by secretuser420 June 20, 2022

girthy

girthy is a word that means half clean half dirty

the kid was girthy

by kmmkmkmkkmkm June 27, 2022

Girthwood

An individual who has a penis that has accumulated a large sum of width, length and breadth

Do you know that guy Matthew?

Yeah, apparently his friends call him girthwood.

Can you get me his number please?!?!

by Dizzying man of gilly July 19, 2022

Girth Ghost

The girth ghost will visit you late at night and give you that “good good”,
He hunts at night. Close your window.

“Yo bro the Girth Ghost visited my girl last night”
“Shit no way!”
“Yeah he gave her that good good”

by Xmike223 December 1, 2022

girthology

The study of width and circumference of one's girth.

Dude was my girthology midterm was so hard.

Yeah dude I tried studying my own girth and I still got a 50.

by Rawrare April 8, 2023

Girthed

To get verbally abused or to get your asshole rearranged by a BBC

Damn bro you got Girthed.

Did you hear about Becky she got absolutely girthed last night

by Robosniper19 July 27, 2023

girthmaxxing

stretching and or pumping your cock to increase the girth until its like a coke can in your hands

"ive been girthmaxxing and now my wee wee looks like a copper pipe!"

by MeSoC00l January 8, 2024