glock fanboy

A person who is extremely dedicated to the glock brand pistols. They will stop at no length to prove that their glock beats any other pistol. They also like to shit on other cheaper options even though they might have the same quality and more features. It is not always used as a insult and some people acknowledge that they are glock fanboys.

John: i just shot an awesome group with my CZ shadow, it really has a great trigger

James: hahaha definitely not as of a trigger good as my glock! Plus the grip angle is really ergonomic

John: bruh glock triggers are honestly pretty bad. Plus that grip looks like a microwave. your just a glock fanboy

by Shooter420420 March 26, 2021

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Glockenspiel

A dick.

Ayo I've got a massive glockenspiel you know fam

by istrokeurdadswilly March 9, 2022

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Glock Jocker

A person who defends all Glock flaws by saying it’s the operator.

That Glock Jocker just told me every other manufacturer has the wrong grip angle and that slide bite is an integral design feature to be able to stay on target when mag dumping.

by JG69 June 14, 2022

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Glocked

Ghosted and blocked

When I didn’t hear from my dear friend, I realized I was glocked. No way to communicate with them.

by Fun Aunt July 7, 2022

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glockoma

Mental disorder that has a 50% chance of occurring when having the possession a Glock firearm of any model causing powerful urges to point it at your head and pulling the trigger

"Ohh yeaa u heard tommy got diagnosed with glockoma? We gotta keep an eye out for that poor guy."

by vistaine October 9, 2022

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