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Disney Channel Flow

A style or way of rapping where the artist in question (and usually others in the song if it is a cypher/group) refrains from using profanity and uses clever metaphors to substitute any violent or sexual themes.

This term was made famous by Jake Paul and the Team 10 crew who utterly failed at realizing what this phrase really means.
Jake Paul (first verse): It's everyday bro/With the Disney Channel Flow/5 Mil on YouTube in 6 months/Never done before
Jake Paul (in the same verse):

This is Team 10, bitch

Who the hell are flippin' you?

And you know I kick them out

If they ain't with the crew

Yeah, I'm talking about you

You beggin for attention

Talking shit on Twitter too
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Disney World 

The world's only people trap operated by a mouse. You get overcharged for everything, but have so much fun in the process that by the time you realise you don't have enough money to eat for the rest of your pitiful vacation, you've already starved.
We went to Disney World and later declared bankruptcy.
Disney World by Meh. Go away. April 3, 2005

Disney effect 

The act of making a bad/shitty/cop-out-of-a-sequel or prequel to an originally good movie.
Sarah: Dude, I heard they were making a sequel to jaws.

Steve: I hope they don't apply the Disney effect to it.
Disney effect by wolf15668 November 3, 2013

Disney Hair 

The haircut that young boys all want and many have that reflect the boys on the Disney channel Hannah Montana, The Suite Life of Zack & Cody etc. It's mostly a longer cut with the hair coming down over the child's ears. Many times the child is indistinguishable from being a boy or girl.
Oh wow, I didn't recognize Evan with his Disney Hair ! How long has he been growing it ?

-EJB
Disney Hair by EJBeezie December 10, 2007

Disney Love Complex 

1. The belief that all relationships follow the pattern of a Disney movie - "pure love" where both parties love each other, never fight, and sex does not exist.

2. Caring deeply for someone, to the point of love, but having almost zero sexual desire for them. Can sometimes take the form of bromance or womance.
1. "She expects everything I do to be just like a Disney movie!" "Sounds like your girl's got a bit of a Disney love complex."

2."Are those two girls dating?" "No, they've just got a bit of a Disney love complex going on."

Disney XD 

The complete opposite of Disney Channel. There are only 3 sitcoms airing on the channel as of now, and they're mostly not bad. The rest of the network is a cartoon geek's paradise. Star Wars Rebels, Gravity Falls, Phineas & Ferb, Milo Murphy's Law, Wander Over Yonder, STAR VS THE FORCES OF EVIL, an entire block of Marvel cartoons, and that's just the tip of the iceberg. There's even a gaming block during late night hours called D|XP. Plus, a reboot of Ducktales came out recently, and it is AMAZING. Sure, Toon Disney is gone, but Disney XD is such a good network, some could even argue that it's better.
Disney XD is, lowkey, the best kids network on the planet right now.
Disney XD by abagar2000 October 13, 2017

Disney Channel

A channel for kids that consists of talentless actors and actresses making bad jokes and bursting into song, all while learning some sort of valuable lesson. Everyone watches it at some point, but nobody admits it.
The people who write definitions on Urban Dictionary for "Disney Channel" obviously watch it, they just don't want to admit it.