Blender Desk

When you think your dogs are very cute and want to kiss them

Tommy Lorelli wants to Blender Desk his dogs

Blender Desk by Mr. Desk February 8, 2023

Hydrating the desk 

When you are a bit of a tard and can't pour a drink without spilling it

Oh Doug! Stop 'hydrating the desk'

Hydrating the desk by Phil228 July 6, 2015

hot desk 

hot desk n. A desk that is not assigned to a particular employee, but rather is available for use and can be reserved in advance by a mobile worker whenever they are required to be in the office.
—v. To reserve such a desk.

Example Citation:
"And this is a growing trend. Sue Rix, of BT's Workstyle Consultancy, which helps companies cater for mobile workers, says: 'A lot of companies have hot desks and touch-down areas where you can plug in your laptop and download. The original idea came from the cyber cafes that were set up so people could surf the web.' "
—Stephen Hoare, "How to feel at home without the office," The Times, November 23, 1999

hot desk by Lemodeste April 6, 2007

Under The Desk

When you suck up to a supervisor or need to do something to get the supervisors attention at work.

I need friday off, so whatcha say I meet ya under the desk in about 15 minutes.

Under The Desk by coby March 5, 2003

principal's desk 

A great revenge tactic for an angered teen. In other words...TAP THAT SHIT ON THE PRINCIPAL'S DESK!!!!!

boy one: what did you do last night dude?

boy two: i pulled a principal's desk! it was sick.

boy one: fuck man how did you pull that one off?

boy two: very carefully.

principal's desk by Sir Rammalott May 17, 2009

repo desk 

(FINANCE) department of a securities firm that specializes in repurchase agreements. A repurchase agreement is a type of short-term loan in which a borrower sells a security (like a share of stock) and agrees to buy the same security back in a few days.

From the point of view of the counterparty buying/re-selling the stock, this deal is known as a reverse-repo. Reverse-repos are useful to brokerages because they allow the brokerage to short the stock.

Through a repo desk, the bank can finance short-term borrowings on behalf of itself and its clients. The repo desk makes money by charging interest on typically very short term loans - 1 to 5 days.

repo desk by Abu Yahya September 28, 2010

shawshank desk

A school desk a teacher pieces together using a chair and a small table for the comfort of fat students. This references Andy Dufrene's use of scrap resources to accomplish goals in "The Shawshank Redemption".

Larry's belly was so big the edge of his old desk cut into it. So the teacher moved him to the shawshank desk, and now his belly has lots of room and he can focus on his schoolwork.

shawshank desk by ihatebuffering January 21, 2011