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crapaganda

A blend of crap and propaganda. The term is used to define the rumors, misinformation, and lies which are spread for the purpose of helping or injuring a person or institution... but are such blatant and utter pieces of crap, that the word 'propaganda' alone falls short of being an accurate classification.
'Fahrenheit 9/11' and 'Bowling for Columbine' are two deplorable pieces of crapaganda produced by the bloated socialist fucktard, Michael Moore.
by BDA August 10, 2004
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crapancho

A Device in which you put on your "anus" while in a Sumo Fight so that you can drop a few pounds as you are in combat
my Crapancho is heavy, I need to empty it
by Kyle Magnusson September 22, 2003
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crapartment

a cheap crappy apartment in a terrible neighborhood
There's roaches all over this crapartment
by RazMutant April 27, 2008
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CRAPASM

the euphoric feeling you get following a good shit.
"man, i gotta go drop a deuce."
"gross, dude. thanks for sharing."
........
"that felt so good. i think i just had a crapasm"
by becca711 April 8, 2008
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Crapathy

A state worse than apathy, created from a working environment of 'shit'. Those in a state of crapathy have lost all motivation to even perform vital bodily functions such as defacation due to demoralisation in the workplace.
"This job has left me in a state of crapathy. I haven't shit for a week and don't even care!"
by Rocky Marshmellow III April 1, 2009
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carpal finger syndrome

Name given by physicians to describe the new set of symptoms they are seeing from excessive texting on cell phones. These symptoms range from mild achiness of the fingers, to a more serious cramping, blistering, and severe contracting. Abstinence is the sole treatment.
I can't believe Kaleb's doctor actually wrote a medical excuse for him to miss his exams listing carpal finger syndrome as the medical condition!
by studentwhofailed July 4, 2009
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Capacitance Electronic Disc

CEDs are conductive vinyl platters that are 30.0 cm (11.8 in) in diameter. To avoid using the metric system to name their discs, they were called "12 inch discs" even though they were actually slightly smaller. Each side of the disc has grooves that are about 19 miles long and are 37 times smaller than the grooves on a regular phonograph record. When the disc is playing, it spins at about 450 times per minute and each rotation of the disc contained several frames of audio and visual information.

To read the disc, a titanium needle was placed very lightly on the outer edge of the disc. A small electric current was then passed thru the center of the needle, where it would touch the bottom of the groove and read the audio information, which was stored in small holes. The needle would read these by detecting how much air was between the needle and the pit and then the electronics of the player would convert these into audio. The visual information was stored in the grooves and were read like a regular phonograph record. As the needle passed over the grooves, it would vibrate and the player would convert the vibrations into the pictures.
"Man, why use Laserdiscs when you can use Capacitance Electronic Discs!"
by Fox McCloud 123 September 30, 2011
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