loner computer

a crappy school computer

dude my loner computer is so slow

by Dwarfhole2021 September 13, 2017

Computer Mullet

Having two monitors on your home PC and working on one monitor and being non-productive on the other. Business on one side, party on the other.

Boss: "Allan, are you watching porn instead of working?"
Allan: "It's cool boss, it's my computer mullet. Check it, email is over here!"
Boss: "Tight!"

by Chiliwhomp September 10, 2010

Quantum Computer

An over-engineered computer capable of solving complex problems if provided proper cooling. Prone to melt downs.

"Yo did you ever get that quantum computer working?"

"Naw, I couldn't find enough air conditioners to keep it from overheation..."

by Building Tomorrow June 30, 2021

Computer Tired

Lack of mental and/or physical stamina to work at a computer for a full workday while utilizing critical thinking. Typically 8-10 hours.

I should have added the family tree. Guess I was getting computer tired by that time!

by DaughterNiece October 07, 2018

Pregnant computer

A highly annoying or sensitive person, especially a snitch.

Why'd you have to tell on us, you pregnant computer!

by ddd111 March 10, 2020

Computer Hand

When you are on the computer and the hand you use the mouse with gets cold while your other hand remains warm.

Despite having computer hand, Mansour still was on the computer looking for shoes he will never get

Maha: Sour, why do you have only one glove on?
Sour: I was getting computer hand, so I'm hoping this glove will make it go away. Does it make me look like MJ bro?

by Mansour131 January 15, 2010

computer-palsy

noun.
1. A person that is so bad at using a computer that they actually appear to be severely spastic or mentally retarded.

2. A computer technician that is really horrible at his or her job.

I can't believe Edgar couldn't fix that printer problem for that customer, sometimes I think he has the worst case of computer-palsy.

by Archyis April 11, 2007