college

High school that costs 40k and has ash trays and a better library and features even more useless knowledge

Dude: this is just like high school with hotter chicks.
Dude2: YA

by greywolf February 23, 2004

Colette

Colette is a one-of-a-kind person. She is effortlessly flawless and takes your breath away with every movement. She is sunshine on a rainy day, she is the cool breeze in the summer, she is the touch of big soft blankets, and the feeling of big warm hugs. Not only is Colette drop-dead gorgeous, she is also one of the kindest, most loyal, funny, and talented people you will ever meet. A Colette has big soulful brown eyes that will make you fall in love with her at first sight; and, you'll fall deeper and deeper with every passing day after. Even a Colette has problems, she can be hard to get to know on a deeper level and usually has no idea how amazing she really is. If you ever meet a Colette, give her the world and hold on to her as long as you can, you may not find one again.

1. Henry: Who is THAT?! She is GORGEOUS.

Tessa: I have no idea, but I'm in love. Look at her, she must be a Colette.

2. Person1: *choking. forgets how to breathe*

Person2: Woah man are you okay? Do you need help?

Person1: No, no, no I think I'm okay. Colette just showed up, that's all.

by ur the best, ur amazing, hbd August 24, 2018

loser collector

akin to creep magnet; someone for whom, no matter what they try to consciously avoid, always wind up, one way or another, with the same bunch of chumps, dorks, dweebs, idiots, morons, pussys, yutzes, et al as unwanted acquaintances, no matter where they go to school, what job they work, or what city they live in.

Me : hey, wanna see my collection of losers ? I've been an avid loser collector for years, often without even trying, it seems. I even tried to unload them all on Craigslist a few times, but no one seems to be in the market for losers. Go figure.

by Virgin Suicides May 12, 2017

college

Aplace were people go for one or two of the two possible reasons.
reason 1: To smoke lots of pot, waste your parents money and get kicked out.
reason 2: To get a piece of paper stating that your brain is full of shit information that you probrably already learned from the "magic schoolbus" and that you are allowed to work somewere other than a fast food restaurant.

Son: Mom, Dad, I got accepted for college.
Mom: That's great son.
Dad: How much will it cost?
Kid: Around 10k.
Mom and Dad have heart attacks and die later in the hospital. Kid goes to college, but than drops out cause he's stupid.

THE END

by Nik The Prick May 17, 2003

sierra college

Where dreams go to die.

Sierra College's most successful alumnus was a Playboy bunny. Also, the only media coverage we have gotten was for a stabbing and for having the "hottest girls on campus." Go figure...

by n00bers April 17, 2010

Barrow Hall College

A ridiculously shit college located in Warrington, ran by a bunch of knob-heads, big-headed and arrogant staff.

I went to Barrow Hall College, how shit was the Music department there?

by Shitschooolioskrrrrr December 27, 2016

collateral deliciousness

When the sauce or toppings from one food fall onto another increasing the latter’s appeal.

The excessive amount of ketchup on my burger spilled out onto my fries, a case of collateral deliciousness.

by LittleO'Me September 10, 2011