cocktart

a tasty pastry made of cock

Momma bear's cocktart was too hot, Papa bear's was too cold, but baby bear's was just right!

by cocktart June 21, 2003

cockeran

When an individual is riding you so bad that you need Johnny Cockeran to get them to stop riding you.

This chic was on my dick so bad, I needed Cockeran to get her off.

by kb rocks May 9, 2006

Cockerel Eyes

how one's eyes appear after a heavy night binging; piss-holes in the snow

"You're looking a bit Cockerel Eyed this morning squire!"

"You eyes are like Cockerel eyes embedded in a man's face!"

by andybased May 6, 2008

cockster

A person, usually a male, who has cocky mannerisms.

Please dump John - he is such a cockster! Can't stand why you are still hanging onto this loser.

by jumpie September 1, 2009

Cockerspaniel drop

To sit over someones face and take a shit in their mouth, white having a leash connected from their neck to your nipples or genitals.

After oral, me and Dan did the Cockerspaniel drop

by Shannen January 13, 2005

cocktor

when you get so much pussy you feel like you can fly

I got so much pussy last night i feel like cocktor

by Kamran Omidi November 11, 2007

cocktard

derogatory term. taken from the original term "fucktard" has many applications. generally used to call someone a combination of being a retard and acting like a cock. can also be used to infer someone is gay, or 'loves teh cock'

eg1.
drucken idiot: "man, I'm SOOOO smashed haw haw"
random bypasser: "get off the road and stop being sucha cocktard"

eg2. "man, mikie is SUCH a cocktard! I swear he's going to go incontinet soon if he doesn't stop!"

by jimzor July 25, 2008