Definitions by andybased

Cockerel Eyes 

how one's eyes appear after a heavy night binging; piss-holes in the snow

"You're looking a bit Cockerel Eyed this morning squire!"

"You eyes are like Cockerel eyes embedded in a man's face!"

Cockerel Eyes by andybased May 6, 2008

Devil Prawn 

A man's reproductive organ (cock)

"Wouldn't mind making my devil prawn sneeze up her!"

Devil Prawn by andybased April 30, 2008

Monkey Trumpet 

A barking spider; a rusty sheriff's badge

"Christ on a bike, who's been tootling on their monkey trumpet?"

Monkey Trumpet by andybased April 30, 2008

Mud Egg 

A type of egg often laid accidentally

"Piss, I need to go... think I've laid a Mud Egg"

Mud Egg by andybased April 30, 2008