put that cookie down

When Arnold sees people eating his cookies, he yells this phrase, and eats them. Usually followed by this:

NAUGH!!!!!!!!!!!

"MMMM these cookies are so good."

"PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN, NAUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by donuthead7310 August 28, 2009

cooking by the book

you know you can't be lazy!
never use a messy recipe,
the cake will end up crazy.
If you do the cooking by the book, then you'll have a cake!

cooking by the book makes for a pretty cake!

by Angela(Senko) January 18, 2008

cooking dick

1. To move at an insanely fast speed.
2. To fuck fast (theoretically, fast enough to cook said dick via friction).

"They were cookin' dick down that hill" - GiantBoyDetective
"How did you get back so fast? Man... Sucks for her, you must've been cooking dick." - Jonah

by The Night Guardian April 8, 2015

cookie monster

What comes after the letter "R". Also known as a funny Vine from Sesame Street.

Kermit the Frog and little girl: (singing) Q, R,

Little Girl: (giggling) Cookie Monster

Kermit: ...

by Joey Calvan December 3, 2017

Crayola Cookie

A Crayola Cookie is the favourite choice of snack for Antivaxxer Common Law Severing Citizens who tries to close down vaccination centres with bogus legal paper work and crime number 6029679 for a case that is not being investigated by the Met Police & was confirmed case closed on 12/01/2022

I see you are an AntiVaxxer Common Law Sovereign Citizen, would you like a Crayola Cookie to got with your meal?

by MoMoShaf January 18, 2022

wanna cookie

a nicer way to say "GOOD FOR YOU" when someone is tryna brag about something.

Friend: "i just bought 3 northfaces & i still have 300$$ left over"
Friend2: "WANNA COOKIE"

by Mariel Quijano January 11, 2008

Storm Cocking

When a man inserts his penis into another man's penis hole. It can take several hours for the couple to work the recipient's penis hole to a useable size. Often the couple will use vaginal sounds or other instruments of gynecology to get the dickhole to enlarge to sufficient size.

We lost the power last night, so we spent the whole time storm cocking each other instead, by candlelight.

by Chief921 March 11, 2010