Cause you touch yourself at night...

Phrase used to answer a question involving 'why' or 'how'. Usually sounds perverted, such as the phrase 'Thats what she said'

"Daddy. Why are there no dinosaurs?"
"Cause you touch yourself at night..."

"How is this possible?!"
"Cause you touch yourself at night..."

by Mr. Frank the Urbanite February 21, 2009

The ‘Santa Clause’

The legal agreement which allows Santa Claus to enter people’s home and not be prosecuted for (breaking and entering). This clause includes chimneys and magic stuff we don’t know about.

The ‘Santa Clause’ is actually a legal agreement that has been understood in a ‘quid pro quo’ context; wherein Santa is welcomed for many reasons... but it’s really the presents and his cool outfit!

by Major Thomas Randle December 4, 2018

causa

1. Peruvian slang for friend/buddy etc etc.(see:nigga,dude,bro,dawg,homie,brotha)

2. A Peruvian dish made out of mashed potato with tuna inside.

1. Spanish: "Como estas causa?"

English: "How are you buddy?"

2. Spanish: "La causa esta sabrosa."

English: "The causa is delicious."

by Tupac_Amaru December 7, 2010

Video Games Cause Violence

A scapegoat mantra chanted by ultra-conservatives and the news media whenever a violent incident occurs in the United States
Just one of many forms of Americans shrugging off accountability.

Damn dude, did you see the news? Kyle got arrested for beating up an old woman at the Waffle House. His alcoholic mom just got interviewed by the local news. She was blaming Marilyn Manson and Minecraft, on that whole "video games cause violence" tangent. When is she going to wake up and see that her son has always been an asshole and she's had 27 years to do something about it?

by LoFiNerdyGuy September 4, 2019

clamshail

A descriptive tool used to describe someone's lack of opened mindedness tords any thought or subject that makes them seem or fell uncomfortable

I switched my phone to clamshail so I didn't have to deal with all of that B-S.

by dragonboy8586 September 11, 2020

They hate us cause they anus

From the movie "the interview." Seth Rogan's character misunderstands his friend's (played by James Franco) phrase "they hate us cause they ain't us." The phrase is then repeated many times throughout the movie to sound like "they hate us cause they anus"

Guy 1: why do they hate us?
Guy 2: they hate us cause they anus.

by Chris C December 25, 2014

bearded clamshell

An Australian term for vagina

Oi Show us your bearded clamshell

by mt1 June 29, 2006