Blumpkin Backfire 

When you have received so many Blumpkins that you can only orgasm when you smell shit. When people fart you wind up following them around, nose to their ass, and jacking off at the same time. Instead of flushing the toilet after you pinch off a biscuit you leave it there for months, because the more rancid the odor the farther you shoot your load.

Blumpkin Backfire (adj.) "Fuck man I was with this hot slut on a date, and the fat guy next to me farted... next thing I knew I was butt naked jerkin' my turkey and spitting up mayo all over my ho's tank top!"

Blumpkin Backfire by Tyler Breckenridge December 18, 2005

blumpkin pie 

A continuation of a blumpkin, where directly proceeding the ordinary blumpkin, the woman eats the feces.

Refers to the feces resulting from the blumpkin.

"That bitch just loves to eat blumpkin pie."

blumpkin pie by Mr Emachine February 16, 2005

Blumpkin Blind 

A towel, blanket, or other such item, utilized by inmates to conceal their sexual acts from the guards.

Inmate Bubba made sure to put up a Blumpkin Blind, before having sex with inmate Timmy.

Blumpkin Blind by One Two February 6, 2008

Blumpkin Pumpkin 

A term of endearment for those who are willing or enjoy giving blumpkins.

She my lol blumpkin pumpkin.

Blumpkin Pumpkin by Godd'm March 5, 2019

blumpkin slave 

one who is damned to give blumpkins for the rest of eternity. usually likes them

george w bush your mother your grandmother your aunt your next door neighbor your baby sitter your sister etc.

blumpkin slave by Justin April 28, 2003

Blumpkin Grenade 

Similar to the Jizz Grenade. While recieving a blumpkin, you shit in a big balloon rather than using the toilet. Then have 6-9 of your friends masturbate to you and your partner and then when cumming, jizz into the balloon. Once the blumpkin reciever is cumming, he then jizzes into the ballon. They then throw it at a victim yelling BOMBS AWAY!!. This makes a prank that a victim will never forget for many many years.

Alan: Man, Mitch is such a fucking dick.

Nick: Hey tomorrow lets build a blumpkin grenade so we can teach that bastard a lesson!

Blumpkin Grenade by big faaat albert March 26, 2010

blumpkin vagina platypus 

the blumpkin vagina platypus is the classic sex extravaganza. while a girl is giving you a blumpkin you have your pet platypus look on or videotape. to spice up the moment have the platypus join in and stick his platypus penis in her ass. if done correctly the platypus will have a fatal orgasim. Also works with a mecgerkin.

The blumpkin vagina platypus party became fatal as 2 platypus' wound up dead.

blumpkin vagina platypus by SHOWTIME March 6, 2005