beermaid

A woman with a larger than average cleavage that serves you by letting you use her boobs as a place to hold your beer while using your hands for other purposes.

Carla's boobs are so big I'd use her as my beermaid.

by tacanu September 16, 2017

Beerd

The ceremonious congregation of brew and facial hair in the latter stages of the delicate process of getting hammered.

"Dude, did that guy get a bukkake before coming here?".
"Nah, man, he's just got a beerd".

by Ra's Berry April 20, 2018

Beerd

When you spill beer in your beard

Drunk Chav: lol dude this fucking beer is so good

Drunk Hippe: oh yeah dude peace n shit

Drunk Chav: omg ur spilling ur lsd filled drink lol

Drunk Hippie: fuckn shit man i got it in my beard

Drunk Chav: No fucker its ur beerd

Drunk Chav YOU GOT FUCKING BEERD

by ElectricBonnie June 1, 2018

Beerkat

A positive word for someone who enjoys alcohol responsibly.

No, he’s not a lush at all. If anything, he’s just a beerkat.

by Zarazael May 13, 2018

beerametric

The difference of the equally of the range of the water to alcohol ratio in a weekend

Hey Phillip i drank so much Friday night my beerametric pressure for Saturday was very low

by BillingZite July 3, 2019

beereak

n.
A short break from any activity to consume beer(s).

Well I finished mowing the front yard so I am going to take a beereak before mowing the backyard.

by K13.Moore July 27, 2019

Beeraj

An ugly ass nigga wit a small dick

Beeraj ugly

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