bloat

1) Crap.
2) A lie.
3) Used in computer science to describe crappy software. See also: bloatware.

My new computer was loaded with a whole batch of free-to-try software. I immediately remove that sort of bloat when I see it.

by qsdfghjklm October 24, 2008

tow boat

When someone is blowing you in a pool and you are walking backwards "towing" them around the shallow end with your knob while making motorboat noises. A variation would be the steamboat, this would be done in a hot tub instead.

I am banned from the public swimming pool for life after doing the tow boat in front of all of those families with that lifeguard last month.

by Special needs student November 28, 2010

Whatever suits your boat

what stupid people say instead of whatever floats your boat

"whatever suits your boat"
"your stupid"

by MusicIsBae June 16, 2016

boat drinks

From the Title & lyrics of the 1979 Jimmy Buffett song "Boat Drinks". Refers to highly potent (usually rum based) drinks which are easily made on a boat. A reference to someone "ordering boat drinks" means they are intent on getting very drunk.

A later reference was in the 1995 movie "Things to do in Denver when you're dead".

"Boat drinks! The Boys in the band ordered boat drinks!!"

by Parrot Head February 20, 2005

im on a boat

A comical song by The lonely island

The lyrics to Im on a boat

Aww shit, get your towels ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah)
Everybody in the place hit the fucking deck (shorty, yeah)
But stay on your motherfucking toes
We running this, let's go

I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (sailing on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the motherfucking boat (boat, yeah)

I'm on a boat motherfucker take a look at me
Straight floating on a boat on the deep blue sea
Busting five knots, wind whipping at my coat
You can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm on a boat

Take a picture, trick (trick)
I'm on a boat, bitch (bitch)
We drinking Santana champ,
Cause it's so crisp (crisp)
I got my swim trunks
And my flippie-floppies
I'm flipping burgers, you at Kinko's
Straight flipping copies

I'm riding on a dolphin, doing flips and shit
The dolphin's splashing, getting everybody all wet
But this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it gets
I'm on a boat, motherfucker, don't you ever forget

I'm on a boat and
It's going fast and
I got a nautical themed
pashmina afghan
I'm the king of the world
On a boat like Leo
If you're on the shore,
then you're sure not me-oh

Get the fuck up, this boat is REAL!!!

Fuck land, I'm on a boat, motherfucker (motherfucker)
Fuck trees, I climb buoys, motherfucker (motherfucker)
I'm on the deck with my boys, motherfucker (yeah)
This boat engine make noise, motherfucker

Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)
Arms spread wide on the starboard bow (starboard bow)
Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible

Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat
It's a big blue watery road (yeah)
Poseidon
Look at me, oh (all hands on deck)

Never thought I'd see the day
When a big boat coming my way
Believe me when I say
I fucked a mermaid

I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (woaah)
I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the mothafuckin' boat (sha-sha-shorty, shorty, yeah)

by Theooeyes April 16, 2009

Boatled

A Glaswegian word used insted of "Bottled". Means that you will be struck across the head with a glass bottle. Most commonly, A Buckfast bottle.

Aldo: Rab!! Ah jus tanned eh rest ai ma boatle. Wannae go boatle some cunt?

Rab: Aye, pal. Ah goat boatled last week. Moan boatle the cunt that did it. A no where the bastart is!!

by [[ Allan ]] August 10, 2007

bloat-free

Smooth, without any adtional feature, often unnecessary and unpleasant.

- lite version of a software.

This is a bloat-free version of the popular PDF viewer.

by hugo_soliz February 20, 2009