African snowman

When you drop a deuce in a port-a-potty and the water is frozen.

"Man, check out that African snowman just chilling there on the blue glacier."

by asmartfellow January 03, 2014

African milkshake

When a girl gets fingered so hard she shits, the shit would be picked up and put into a cup, her partner would then jizz into the cup and it would be blended and served to an nigerian prince’s slave named rafiki

That girl looks like shit, she probably did an African milkshake

by Gorillatesticles December 31, 2021

African Sprinkler

Africans don’t have water

I have an African sprinkler

by Jewish are gay October 05, 2021

The African Boomerang

When a human body has an elephant head, and participates in the act of sucking it's own penis with the trunk.

Damn dude this guy at the party walked in with an Elephant head and immediately started the African Boomerang, so legit.

by HaveYouSeenTheRain April 14, 2020

Laptop african

refers to an african with no laptop

There was an African boy waiting for his donation to get his so called “600 bucks” as a laptop african.

by r1xelf August 26, 2022

African Meze

When a non-English speaking Sub-Saharan has sex with a white woman and accidentally sticks his penis into her asshole, like a Meze in a dip, upon which her shock sends him into a state of lingual confusion and he runs away in a followed by a progression of furious clicking noises

I slept with a Kenyan guy the other night. He must have skipped dinner because when we were having sex he mistook me for an African Meze!

by PersianCarpetShop May 01, 2023

African Butterface

The process of mixing your feces and smegma and pressing it against your partner's face as they lay down.

Guy 1: Did you hear what Bailey did yesterday?
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1: They gave their partner an African Butterface last night.
Guy 2: What the fuck?!

by Buttman Guttman October 26, 2020