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Bus Monkey
Anyone who drives a public transit bus. The term originated for Toronto Transit Commission bus drivers, though it can be applied to anyone who gets paid 24 dollars an hour + benefits to drive in a circle all day.
The term comes from the fact that their job is so easy a trained monkey could do it.
The term comes from the fact that their job is so easy a trained monkey could do it.
Bus Driver: "Are you going to pay the full fare?"
You: "Are you going to be here when your schedule says you're supposed to next time, you overpaid lazy piece of shit Bus Monkey?"
You: "Are you going to be here when your schedule says you're supposed to next time, you overpaid lazy piece of shit Bus Monkey?"
Bus Monkey by Dauss2 January 7, 2011
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The Breakfast Monkey
The superhero cartoon Scandinavian monkey who wants to spread the goodness of breakfast to the world! Drawn and co-created by My Chemical Romance singer Gerard Way, the cartoon was rejected, and now only the the sample episode exsists. You can watch it at thebreakfastmonkey.com
The Breakfast Monkey by Avery Lacy May 21, 2006
Penis Monkey
The act of surgically attaching an 8+ inch male Homo Sapien penis to a monkey, (preferably a chimpanzee) and then dubbing said monkey a "Penis Monkey".
Penis Monkey by Johnny Asswipe IV July 9, 2020
Throw a monkey
The act of separating a disgustingly repulsive female from her highly attractive female friend in order to give your buddy a much better chance of initiating a sexual encounter with the attractive girl. If the unattractive friend was still around she would likely be doing copious amounts of cock blocking and being generally unsightly and annoying, which would not bode well for your friends efforts and ultimate goal of penetration, and is in fact the reason why most monkeys are thrown.
Throwing a monkey is a sacrifice you are making for your friend and can be accomplished in many ways. Throwing a monkey for someone is a highly respectable act and lets people know that you are unselfish, reliable, and when it comes crunch time you can come through in the clutch. You will likely get at least one favor in return for successfully throwing a monkey.
This term is in relation to throwing a monkey in Call of Duty Black Ops Zombie mode, which in dire situations you throw to force the ugly zombies that you know are about to be a potential problem or that are annoying you to remove themselves from your immediate location and follow the monkey so you can do something satisfying like hit the mystery box or upgrade your ray gun. Monkeys are often thrown when you need to revive a friend to help him get back into action.
Throwing a monkey is a sacrifice you are making for your friend and can be accomplished in many ways. Throwing a monkey for someone is a highly respectable act and lets people know that you are unselfish, reliable, and when it comes crunch time you can come through in the clutch. You will likely get at least one favor in return for successfully throwing a monkey.
This term is in relation to throwing a monkey in Call of Duty Black Ops Zombie mode, which in dire situations you throw to force the ugly zombies that you know are about to be a potential problem or that are annoying you to remove themselves from your immediate location and follow the monkey so you can do something satisfying like hit the mystery box or upgrade your ray gun. Monkeys are often thrown when you need to revive a friend to help him get back into action.
1.
Garrett: "Yo dude I think I might have that hot ass girl in the bag I've been talking to tonight, but her ugly ass friend won't leave her side so I can really start spitting my A game and seal the deal, can you throw a monkey for me?"
Foster: "Yeah dude, I'll go talk to her and get her to follow me to the other bar upstairs and buy her some drinks."
Garrett: "Thanks man I owe you one"
2.
Foster: "Yo dude I need you to throw a monkey for me man asap"
Garrett: "I got you dawg, you helped me out last time. I'm gonna slip my wallet in her coat pocket secretly and tell the bouncer i saw her steal it off of the counter and make sure she gets kicked out, no worries man I got your back"
Garrett: "Yo dude I think I might have that hot ass girl in the bag I've been talking to tonight, but her ugly ass friend won't leave her side so I can really start spitting my A game and seal the deal, can you throw a monkey for me?"
Foster: "Yeah dude, I'll go talk to her and get her to follow me to the other bar upstairs and buy her some drinks."
Garrett: "Thanks man I owe you one"
2.
Foster: "Yo dude I need you to throw a monkey for me man asap"
Garrett: "I got you dawg, you helped me out last time. I'm gonna slip my wallet in her coat pocket secretly and tell the bouncer i saw her steal it off of the counter and make sure she gets kicked out, no worries man I got your back"
Throw a monkey by V queezy January 17, 2011
junk monkey
'The Junk Monkeys' was also the name of a power-pop/punk band from Detroit, MI. They released three rare, but influential albums in the early 1990s on Metal Blade/Warner Brothers. The recent Detroit rock and roll renaissance owes a large debt to this overlooked band. They've since broken up, but their records and songs can still be found on eBay and iTunes.
junk monkey by George Fricke October 25, 2006