Turd Jerker

Any truck used to pump out septic tanks and porta john's.

Hey ,check out the new turd Jerker !! It's got shit and flames painted on it now !!!

by Hurley74 February 26, 2021

Turdburg

Noun
A hotdog or sausage. It’s long cylindrical shape is reminiscent of a turd.

Jim and Tim went to the frontier hot dog stand to purchase some turdburgs

by Sarah and james March 3, 2021

Turd eater

Someone who eats mother fucking turds

God geoefia stokes is such a turd eater

by tillyberry March 3, 2021

turd

Literally licking someone’s arse until they turd into your mouth and you swallow it whole.

My girl turded me last night it was great

by anonymous January 15, 2021

Turd

Acronym for Transgender Unambiguous Radical Dolls.

The Turd at the party told all the women that their monthly period is not a justified reason to be a woman and have woman rights.

by JaneDie2021 January 21, 2021

Turd dinter

Someone who likes to be the giver in anal sex.

Person 1- Hey, she let me take it up the poo pipe last night!
Person 2- Wooooo you turd dinter.

by Pip-squeak February 4, 2021

Turd burglar

Its an old superstition about A sneaky lil midget bandit theif in the night that climbs in your bathroom window and burgles the turd right out the bowl that more than likely are there because you got shit faced and forgot to flush or your dirty lazy kids left the bowl present for the turd bandit. Because the story goes.... Feed the turd burglar once a week and you will never get a stomach. Keep that gut flora happy ... Feed the turd burglars.

"Tiny tim dont flush that shit you know you got to leave that for the turd burglar tonight or you will end up with a belly ache

by Ghostbuster2000 February 8, 2021