4 definitions by Ghostbuster2000

Probably a mexican decent cholo that lives on a pedstool only getting by with his looks, likes to fart and smell his butt crust,gels his hair and plays head games with women for sport. Hes a real narcissist. Most likely a shallow dude whose mama never loved him enough as a child

Chomping is when a gang of tweakers go roaming around sneaking into abandon houses looking through ones mans garbage for the potential to be methheads dreams

Its an ol done more that is kind of like the story of Jack frost except its A sneaky lil midget bandit theif in the night that climbs in your bathroom window and burgles the turd right out the bowl that more than likely are there because you got shit faced and forgot to flush or your dirty lazy kids left the bowl present for the turd bandit. Because the story goes.... Feed the turd burglar once a week and you will never get a stomach. Keep that gut flora happy ... Feed the turd burglars.

Its an old superstition about A sneaky lil midget bandit theif in the night that climbs in your bathroom window and burgles the turd right out the bowl that more than likely are there because you got shit faced and forgot to flush or your dirty lazy kids left the bowl present for the turd bandit. Because the story goes.... Feed the turd burglar once a week and you will never get a stomach. Keep that gut flora happy ... Feed the turd burglars.