5 definitions by Ghostbuster2000
Its an ol done more that is kind of like the story of Jack frost except its A sneaky lil midget bandit theif in the night that climbs in your bathroom window and burgles the turd right out the bowl that more than likely are there because you got shit faced and forgot to flush or your dirty lazy kids left the bowl present for the turd bandit. Because the story goes.... Feed the turd burglar once a week and you will never get a stomach. Keep that gut flora happy ... Feed the turd burglars.
"Tiny tim dont flush that shit you know you got to leave that for the turd burglar tonight or you will end up with a belly ache
by Ghostbuster2000 February 8, 2021
Its an old superstition about A sneaky lil midget bandit theif in the night that climbs in your bathroom window and burgles the turd right out the bowl that more than likely are there because you got shit faced and forgot to flush or your dirty lazy kids left the bowl present for the turd bandit. Because the story goes.... Feed the turd burglar once a week and you will never get a stomach. Keep that gut flora happy ... Feed the turd burglars.
"Tiny tim dont flush that shit you know you got to leave that for the turd burglar tonight or you will end up with a belly ache
by Ghostbuster2000 February 8, 2021
Chomping is when a gang of tweakers go roaming around sneaking into abandon houses looking through ones mans garbage for the potential to be methheads dreams
by Ghostbuster2000 December 23, 2019
Middle aged man that lives at home with his dad. Usually chauffeurs his buddy and his whore around town , until he gets tired of them both and ditches them out in the country along a gravel road. Lowkey a man whore runs through the town like a theif in the night stringing whores up in numbers on the clothes line leaving them begging for more until he gets hit with syphilis
by Ghostbuster2000 April 22, 2023
Probably a mexican decent cholo that lives on a pedstool only getting by with his looks, likes to fart and smell his butt crust,gels his hair and plays head games with women for sport. Hes a real narcissist. Most likely a shallow dude whose mama never loved him enough as a child
by Ghostbuster2000 December 23, 2019