left hand mousing

the act of masturbating while using the computer.
i.e. your right hand is occupied, so you must navigate with your left.

bob: "hey man, are we going drinking tonight?"
bill: "naw man, i have a left hand mousing date with CSL0938 from adultfriendfinder."

by Trent Schoneweis August 22, 2007

second hand phone

Like second hand smoke, many of us may have been affected by this dangerous contaminant, for instance at the gym as you are attempting to go about your workout and all you seem to hear is the total annoyance of the cell phone conversation from the person next to you.
It's even worse when the person is on speaker phone.
Second hand phone at it's worst is when you can't even hear yourself think, the conversation engulfs your entire existence.

I was experiencing some serious second hand phone when all I could hear is every detail of my roommates cellphone conversation in the kitchen.

by Shantal Arechederra December 28, 2007

short hand

a meaningless promise of support

this isn't a short hand surprise

by dbo35 January 17, 2009

Harlem Hand Grenade

When someone takes fecal matter (fresh or dry) and procedes to use it as a weapon, such as a snowball.

Dude I was walking home from the bus just yesterday when this douchebag hit me in the face with a Harlem Hand Grenade

by B-Man5455 January 31, 2009

stool hand luke

a man sticks two fingers in his ass and shoves them up his girl's nose to harass her

Ed gave her a stool hand luke.

by Bdiddycav February 5, 2010

penis hand

when one touches their penis and scrotum with their hand and then wipes it on another's face

Brown Starr just gave Betsy penis hand.

by Walter Jenkins March 2, 2010

Hernia Hand Puppet

n. A male patient who is turned into a hand puppet during a hernia exam when his doctor crams his or her hand all the way up inside, totally inverting the scrotum.

Why are you limping?

I went to my doctor on account of mild abdominal pain and he turned me into a hernia hand puppet.

by Cranky Neighbor July 27, 2010