10 definitions by Cranky Neighbor
n. The smiling, standing coma most adults enter as an enthusiastic ten year old describes his exploits in a video game.
Uh, better get Justin away from Grandma. He's been telling her about Modern Warfare 2 for fifteen minutes and she's gone into a state of game-olepsy.
by Cranky Neighbor July 17, 2010
n. A condition of emotional distress experienced by a heterosexual male who has been admiring a woman's figure from behind, on discovering that she is actually a dude.
by Cranky Neighbor August 4, 2010
1. v. To save the content of an instant messaging chat and forward it to management, betraying a co-worker.
2. n. One who betrays a co-worker thus.
2. n. One who betrays a co-worker thus.
Hey, where you going with your stuff?
Home. I was flirting with Shawna in Messenger and HR got hold of it.
Did she chat rat you?
Yep. She's a total chat rat.
Home. I was flirting with Shawna in Messenger and HR got hold of it.
Did she chat rat you?
Yep. She's a total chat rat.
by Cranky Neighbor July 21, 2010
n. Twenty-four hour cycle of sleeplessness experienced by video gamers, fuelled by caffeine and energy drinks.
by Cranky Neighbor August 6, 2010
by Cranky Neighbor July 17, 2010
by Cranky Neighbor July 21, 2010
n. Unskilled player in an online war game, such as Modern Warfare 2, who devotes endless effort to bitching, whining and obscene trash talking, while getting killed over and over.
These players tend to complain that everyone on the other team (or everyone else in a free-for-all) is either a "noob tuber" or "camper." Often guilty of being a team killer, due to anger management issues. Generally leaves the game in a rage quit.
These players tend to complain that everyone on the other team (or everyone else in a free-for-all) is either a "noob tuber" or "camper." Often guilty of being a team killer, due to anger management issues. Generally leaves the game in a rage quit.
You ****ing noobs; you're all f*gs; I ****ed your mom! (Dies.)
Ha ha. Ladies, this kid is a Full Metal Wanker. (Mutes player.)
Ha ha. Ladies, this kid is a Full Metal Wanker. (Mutes player.)
by Cranky Neighbor August 4, 2010