by Moosekaper April 11, 2022

Dude... I got to find a rest stop. I’m growing a major fur turd. || OR || Bridget’s being a real grump. Maybe she’s pregnant with a fur turd.
by ZGalanis December 22, 2020

by Butt poop turd October 17, 2020

by Alzamatralz June 2, 2018

by Bigsmartypant July 4, 2023

a turd is a person with the name of taisean. very turdish, just an all around turdy person. smells like one too.
sarah: “oh my god, have you ever met taisean? he’s such a turd.”
nancy: “his name’s taisean??? no wonder everyone calls him turd.
nancy: “his name’s taisean??? no wonder everyone calls him turd.
by ihateturds October 11, 2022

Someone who puts crap in their mouth and squishes it around before either swallowing or spiting it out. Usually done in the act as part of a fecal fettish
Sally and I really had a good time last night Afte she blew me, she gave me a rim job and squirled it around.. Shes a hell of a turd swiggler
by masarasa6000 November 14, 2011
