penis wax

Congealed splooge

I woke up with penis wax after I super manned my philly ho.

by Handsey November 20, 2015

Penis custard

Cum.

Ohh man I can't believe he got his penis custard on the walls

by Sawyerrrrr September 13, 2023

penis dog

A dachshund.

I love my penis dog.

by A gay Russian Minecraft fan November 1, 2018

Penis Apple

When you get a STI or STD so bad that your penis swells to the size of a apple.

"Hey Gary, I had sex with Rebecca last night and she gave me penis apple!"

by vilDOOM December 27, 2020

dom penis

The smallest penis in the world

did you buy a dom penis?

by Shpooky Sideborns April 14, 2017

PENIS BLISTER

A large sack of fluid beneath the skin on the penis. Usually resulting from large amounts of friction with wood, metal, bone, or calloused hands.

I popped my penis blisters, and they are definitely infected.

by Whitesugar50 January 26, 2018

Breath of the Penis

When you run out of cum and you masturbate and nothing comes out.

"I was masturbating last night for the 20th time and nothing came out"
"So you experienced Breath of the Penis"

by analboy99 November 18, 2019