Pity Penis

When a man provides someone or something with his penis because he feels bad for them.

Sarah: Omg, Brandon finally came over and fucked the shit out of me and I only had to call him like 8 times.

Jessica: Pretty sure Brandon hit you with the pity penis.

by HotDam August 17, 2016

crap penis

when you anal fuck a girl and when you aggressively rip out your penis and have a load of shit on your penis

holy crap man when i crap penis'ed her I had to wash my dick for hours to get the shit off

by WILD WolfIII July 20, 2016

Penis colada

When you drink a lot of pineapple juice so your cum tastes better, while at the same time applying coconut oil on your penis to complete the penis colada

I've been brewing up my penis colada all week for my baby

by Pancacoeveryday June 9, 2016

brazilian penis

Something you put in a man or woman’s enter section.It’s very big and long.It also taste like bubblegum.

Omg,FUCK ME WITH YOUR BRAZILIAN PENIS DADDY.OH YES.

by anonymous January 21, 2018

PENIS BLISTER

A large sack of fluid beneath the skin on the penis. Usually resulting from large amounts of friction with wood, metal, bone, or calloused hands.

I popped my penis blisters, and they are definitely infected.

by Whitesugar50 January 26, 2018

penis pincher

Someone who really pinches your penis, someone who gets on your nerves or someone who annoys the shit out of you.

Jordan Haag is such a penis pincher, he wont stop bugging me about shit.

by Niggerfaggot9/11 January 23, 2017

penis drunk

In men; the result of standards being lowered as the level of arousal rises.

"Dude, what was up with that butterface last night?"

"Leave me alone, I was penis drunk."

by arrowheadian July 19, 2012