Sarah: Omg, Brandon finally came over and fucked the shit out of me and I only had to call him like 8 times.
Jessica: Pretty sure Brandon hit you with the pity penis.
Jessica: Pretty sure Brandon hit you with the pity penis.
by HotDam August 17, 2016

Elizabeth came by to study, but ended up begging for the ping pang.She always on that bufugayzee shit.
by HotDam August 17, 2016
