Take two beers and pop the slide 

To quit a job in dramatic fashion. Named after the flight attendant who got fed up, stole two beers, and popped the emergency slide.

Mike: Did you hear about David? He got so fed up at work that he punched his boss in the face and quit!

Bob: Wow, he really did take two beers and pop the slide.

Take two beers and pop the slide by ShadowStorm64 August 27, 2010

flop em' n pop em'

The act of a woman pulling out her brests and pushing them together.

Toby: Man, you think she'll show us her boobs?

Kyler: Dude, i bet she'll flop em' n pop em' for us!!

flop em' n pop em' by nate doggzs November 22, 2010

Gak Snapple and Pop 

The sound you hear your mom made when she finds and grabs your tube sock you've been nutting in aka Gak Towel and it's hard and crunchy. May even drop some jizz dust and flakes.

When little Jonnie's mom picked up the tube sock under his bed it when Gak Snapple and Pop. He was cold busted.

Gak Snapple and Pop by Eaton Holgoode September 29, 2017

simple dimple pop it squish

A 9 year old who wants to be the kid with “the fidgets” and then all you say is “SIMPOLE DIMPOLE POP ITT SQUSHHH” LIKE NO BARBRA

Ok so I have pop it’s and simple dimples also I made a song “SIMPLE DIMPLE POP IT SQUISH” I’m so amazing

simple dimple pop it squish by Broomrat <3 February 17, 2022

A Fountain Pop 

When a Female lets a Male insert an entire package of Mentos Mints. Into her Poopshoot followed by an entire Two Liter of Soda Pop. Causing an reaction in her rectum. The male proceeds to collect the exploding results inside a Styrofoam cup then drinks it.

Wow she has a nice ass. I think i need to mix me up A Fountain Pop

A Fountain Pop by This is complete billshit February 19, 2021

jiffy pop 

A large pubic bush on a woman. So big it makes her panties appear to rise, like Jiffy Pop Popcorn.

I thought she was fine till I saw that Jiffy Pop in her drawers.

jiffy pop by Fat Nik April 22, 2003

Mini Pop Kids 

A disgrace to music - a bunch of under-developed wannabes trying to pass themselves off as actual artists. Not a single original song and they ruin every Christmas with a new CD containing the year's biggest hits. Of course, all these songs are sang with their 11 year old voices so its an instant good to HORRIBLE mix.

Their only redeeming feature is that they made a blond slut sing Justin Bieber's "Baby".

Girl 1: What the hell is that noise?
Girl 2: Mini Pop Kids.
Girl 1: There goes Christmas...
TV: BABY BABY BABY OHHHH BABY BABY BABY NOOOO.

Mini Pop Kids by Bad Music January 22, 2011