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Eating mayonnaise out of the jar 

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Tasty?

Common response to this: getting called pearl.
Someone: "I like eating mayonnaise out of the jar."
Marina: "who are you, pearl?"
Someone: "Yes" *takes off disguise*
Pearl: "you fool! It's me!"
Marina: ":0"
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Was it over when the Japanese invaded Poland?! 

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Humorous inversion of “Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?”
“They say it’s over, we’re down and out, no chance. And to that I say: Over? Was it over when the Japanese invaded Poland?!”
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Roddy rich becomes the jizz master 

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Lil baby brok into my house and stol my jizz
A: Dude did you hear roddy rich becomes the jizz master
B: lil baby touched me
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Monkeys in the Jungle 

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When somebody nuts in their own, or somebody else's public hair and leaves it there.
"I heard that Sam leaves his Monkeys in the Jungle!"
Monkeys in the Jungle by WPrivvy January 7, 2025
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Erm what the James?! 

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Something to say when you’re in a sticky situation.
“You’re gonna goon on me? Erm what the James?!”
Erm what the James?! by Jaqui69 January 9, 2025
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Why did the Jews kill Christ 

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Did you figure it out Sam? You figure out why the Jews killed Christ?
Pam Seeder "That's a fucking Jewish bigotry! You can't do that! Harumph!"

Hym "You're missing the point either deliberately or because dumb, Pam. Why did the Jews kill Christ? Well... Because if there is one thing that people hate more than anything.... It's someone who can do seemingly impossible things as though they are trivial... And you don't really care about innocence or or guilt... 'Christ should have to answer to ME!' They say. But he refused to. So, maximize his suffering. Kill him. Coopt his thing so that the Jews can control the ancillary and tertiary followers. You torture and kill the primary followers. But the people liked his thing. His promise of immortality. So, you steal that for yourselves. Then you do have to give em more fish. You don't even have to figure out how to do what Jesus did! It doesn't even matter anymore because if their immortal... It doesn't matter when the die! He did it! Jesus killed death! And now we don't die!"