Small-town privilege

The ability to live in a small town in the United States, go to the local bars, and become a global expert at everything. Everything is inclusive to geopolitical events, foreign policy, matters of government, and military affairs. Generally speaking it is the same privilege as armchair quarterbacking an entire situation for which you have no involvement or experience in.

Man, that podunk town of Deposit, NY has some small-town privilege to it. Same people, same bars, and some inexperienced opinions about the rest of the world.

Small-town privilege by Cowtownsucks321 November 3, 2021

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PJ Town

PJ Town is a cozy little community geographically located to the east of Dickdoodlesville. While this town shares some common traits with Dickdoodlesville such as unfinished projects, it differs in many ways. Most notably you will know when you have crossed over from Dickdoodlesville into PJ Town by the strict 6:00pm curfew and subsequent lights out policy. If you are travelling in PJ Town you must stop and visit the Deadson Monument. No one really knows exactly when this monument arrived but is believed to have been there since the town’s beginning. The townsfolk have been paying homage to this monument annually by throwing some parts at it and Praying.

In PJ Town Sheriff Frombie enforced a strict lights out policy at 6:00pm daily.

PJ Town by Birdy604 November 11, 2021

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T-Town

Surprisingly not Tulsa, Oklahoma. Referring to the centimeter-sized town of Tehachapi, California, which is about 40 miles East of Bakersfield. A.K.A: Meth Mountain or Butt-Fuck-Nowhere

Person 1: Besides going out to eat, what else can you do in T-Town?
Person 2: We can wonder around Walmart and absolutely not buy anything for about 2 hours, or loiter at Phillip Marx Central Park

T-Town by evaporatedmineralwater November 20, 2021