jiz monkey 

a person who when is jerkin his gerkin, acts and sound like a monkey.

Woh man u look a like a total jiz monkey when wakin ur walrus

jiz monkey by meowpoop April 21, 2007

bunk monkey 

A girl who visits a dorm room and provides oral pleasures on the top bunk.

Mark, when is that bunk monkey, Katy, coming back to b3? Did she suck your penis?

bunk monkey by superpooper69 March 5, 2009

doose monkey 

Most commonly a hybrid organism comprised of half moose, half donkey. After the death of his father, a moose from the Nonwath clan of Canada, then shortly after his mother, a Trishnak donkey, he left Doosemonkeyland hoping to find a herd in which to settle. The dichotomy was too much. Moose? Donkey? Which was best, and did he belong in either clan? Having been rejected in Canada by the Nonwath Moose, then in New Mexico by the Trishnak Donkeys, he fled to seclusion in upstate South Carolina. There he began a quest which led to the mudlands of Barrier Island. Sinking in the rich clay, he snorted to the sky for help, but none came. If there was a God, which species would he be? Could he love this bispecial beast? Just before his nostrils sucked in the sludge, he somehow worked himself free and clambered onto shore. Hungry, lonely, scared, he made his way to the edge of the sea. Staring at the horizon he realized he'd reached his goal. In search of truth he'd found only himself. Doose Monkey.

Also a synonym for spectaculass, or a really nice ass.

In the heart of Doose Monkey is Doosemonkeyland.

Holy shit, look at the doose monkey on that bitch.

doose monkey by Jereboam November 20, 2010

broom-monkey 

An offensive term for a janitor.

Even if it's not my job, I still take on the responsibilities of the broom-monkey because my company doesn't have a janitor.

broom-monkey by Uncle Dimma January 30, 2015

leaf monkey 

Being called a "leaf monkey" or a "leaf monkea" is the greatest insult someone could possibly get.

Colin - takes Oscar's Takis.

Oscar - "Colin, give me back my Takis you leaf monkey!"

leaf monkey by leafmonkea March 22, 2019

Hose Monkey 

A term of endearment which refers to fire fighters. Usually used by police officers or other law enforcement officials.

Smell that BBQ by the fire hall? Those hose monkeys are cooking up a feast! Do they ever work?

Hose Monkey by Wordy McWorderson March 19, 2010

CAD monkey

Somebody who has gone through years of difficult and strenuous education in engineering, architecture, or a similar field only to wind up with a mindless and repetitive job where they do one task on a computer drafting program over and over again.

See: tool.

My cousin Curtis talked up the benefits of going into engineering, and now spends 12 hours a day sitting at a computer using a software program to draft diagrams of screws for heavy machinery. He is a CAD monkey.

CAD monkey by sawthewritingonthewallandran July 19, 2009