shoot a text

the simple act of sending a text message

Matt: Have you heard from Uncle T today?
Big Chris: Nah, you might wanna shoot a text to him.
Matt: K, thanks butty!

by coalcase1 October 27, 2009

Shooter

A type of spirit with high alcohol content, typically 70+ proof (35%+ alcohol by volume), which is drank in "shots", typically 1-1.5 ounces.

I don't feel like beer tonight, get some shooters instead.

by Ogre December 10, 2004

like shooting fish in barrel

ridiculously easy (see also (as) easy as shooting fish in a barrel)

Beating that game is like shooting fish in a barrel.

by Light Joker July 3, 2005

Shooting the Boogeyman

To avoid embarrassment in anticipation of premature ejaculation; pull your girl to the foot of the bed, kneel on the floor to perform oral sex while simultaneously AND secretly blowing your load under the bed. Continue oral until erection returns then resume intercourse and perform like a champ.

It was Lou's first time with Susie. He was in the midst of drilling when he felt like he was going to nut too soon. He knew Shooting the Boogeyman was his only way to get a second date.

by CL Quick Fart March 5, 2011

nagisa shiota

a fucking trap

" damn nagisa shiota is so cute. "
" he's a fucking trap bro. "

by syucbikwinrhehe May 11, 2020

Sharp shooter

A very classy man who knows how to smooth talk his way out or into anything.

Man John always gets into the clubs! He's a damn sharp shooter when it comes to bouncers.

by School-bus-bus December 24, 2007

shoot your load

Ejaculate

You should have a box of kleenexes before you shoot your load so it's not a mess on the floor.

by Highfive99 October 8, 2016