Shelling

refers to sexual intercourse

Adam: Were you all shelling last night?

by D1TL October 22, 2016

shelfie

A selfie while you're on the toilet taking a shit. Shit + Selfie = Shelfie.

"I'm shexting you right now, next I'm gonna post a shelfie to Instagram!"

by poopedmypants April 19, 2014

Shelcie

Crazy, white girl but level headed more than most. Open minded, generous, loves to dance, puts others before herself, hates when her boyfriend buys guns without talking to her about it, good in bed, might have a breast enhancement-picks nose in shower, notorious for picking wedgies on other people-helpful. Wears butt pads on days that end in "y".

My underwears so far up my butt, where is Shelcie when you need her!!!

Where the hell did you get that gun???!!! I don't know, Shelcie!!!!

That girl drop it down low!! Her name must be Shelcie!!!!! DAYYUUUUMMMM.

It's monday, I FORGOT MY BUTT PAD AT HOME!!!! OHHH-NOOOOOoooo!!!!

by Chief Sweatback! January 7, 2012

Shelfie

A bad selfie picture that needs to be shelfed and should not be available for viewing by anyone.

Wife, you shouldn't post that selfie on Facebook because it's a SHELFIE and should be placed on the shelf in back of the closet, with the lights off!

by gamefacedude May 6, 2014

smellie kellie

A person named Kellie, who is very smelly.
A Smellie Kellie usually has many boyfriends at a time. This includes but is not limited to number 1, 2, or 3.
If a Smellie Kellie is threatened she will either resort to screaming or telling you to suck her toes.
A Smellie Kellie also can't break the :30 or the 1:05
Self-conscious?
Also known as Sweaty Kellie, Stinky Kellie, Toe Jam, Smellie Toe Jam, SK, TJ, STJ, "oh my lanta" girl, "suck my toes" girl, and as Logan's girl.

Person: Hey what's up Smellie Kellie
Smellie Kellie: OMG I CAN'T EVEN RIGHT NOW. OH MY LANTA, SUCK MY TOE 1, 2, AND 3, AND 11, AND 12, AND 15, AND 16, AND 18.

by Kellieandherboyfriendlogan February 16, 2018

Turtle Shelling

The art of hiding an erection while sitting and leaning one's upper torso at a 45 degree angle betwixt one's chest and lap. The owner of said erection then proceeds to arch their back in such a way that makes them appear to be sitting upright. This causes said erection to recede into the body causing a "turtle shell" effect.

"Dude, my Spanish teacher is so hot...she had me turtle shelling all class."

by JoPaGeRi.TBC September 11, 2007

Shelfie

When a fat person takes a selfie from the shoulders up.

This shelfie is not allowing me to see the rest of the people behind her

by mccrazytm August 29, 2014